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Serving himself up as the best ‘caption competition’ photo in the history of South Cambs Police, meet PC Lewis Newton and ‘friend’. PC Newton was called into action when members of public spotted a pig on the loose near the road and feared it might cause an accident. Fortunately pig and owner were soon reunited and PC Newton was able to return to his regular non-pig related duties.

“It was quite strong” remarked a surprised PC Newton, who would definitely struggle to identify a British Saddleback from a Gloucester Old-Spot. Every day’s a school day… http://ow.ly/i/rx1Xr